Thursday, January 18, 2007

The real marshmallow boy!!!

Healthy men have 18-22% body fat. Healthy women have 22-26% body fat. Michael Jordan supposedly had 7%. Lance Armstrong 6%. But Ryder XXX is proud to say that he is close to 100%!!!!!!!!! fat!!!! Look at them ripples! There is not one bit of muscle in there. He does no situps, drinks milk ALL day, doesn't watch his weight, knows nothing about carbs, and sleeps the rest of the time. THAT's CALLED LIVING. We can show the folds but we must cover the nipples!!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

watch out Ryder!! There's a beady-eyed monster behind you!!!

ak

joanh said...

once he gets the crawling down, he'll get the muscles!