Forget about Child Labor Laws, Daddy Alex and I have agreed to put Ryder to work ASAP! With the exhorbitant cost of preschool and the mountains of diapers we tear through, the little guy's gonna need to pull his own weight. So when the British department store Marks & Spencer called us up and wanted to put Ryder to work we said, "NO PROBLEM!!" But not before we brokered a superstar deal for him, which included no speaking (only hand waving and smiling), his own dressing room, a PR assistant, free clothes....and some cash. Hee! Hee!
"Sorry but my agent said this is a non-speaking role for me. If you want me to comment than you have to pay me more."
Actually the event was for the opening of M&S in Taipei and they asked our little family to help them cut the ribbon. Well, that's all mommy and baby had to do. Daddy had to repel off the 15 story building and hang upside down while carrying the "&" symbol on his back.
Guess Ryder was the smart one cuz he put daddy to work while he just smiled and waved to the pooparazzi!
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HOT DAMN! Was that you hanging off the side of the building? Thought you learned from the diving into a pool of shallow water incident......
Nice work Ryder. We also wanted to say thanks for the birthday gift. Tyson can't wait to start writing his name and drawing animals and his ABCs. ha ha. ;o) Thanks again...hope to see you guys soon.
Wow, working at 1 already! I agree raising a kid is expensive especially when they start preschool $$$. It's great Ryder is such a happy kid. Can't wait to see you guys in Nov. Let us know if you need us to bring anything over.
niiice.. definitely get your own publicist and freebies at your next event. hahahhaha! PS wow daddy alex is so brave!
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